#1. Only for the hussies in your life
#2. I prefer mine schooled and raised
#3. No cock for tonight folks, we’re cutting back on our artificial flavoring intake
#4. The NRA’s most recent advertising scheme
#5. It’s a delicious classic
#6. That’s an interesting looking watermelon you got there
#7. 100% pure homo
#8. Sounds delicious
#9. Either she’s a dwarf bathing in a large toilet, or… you know, they got the packaging wrong…
#10. I heard too much of this stuff isn’t good for you
#11. I need to show this to my boss, the fortune cookies never lie
#12. Lindsay Lohan’s Barbie product line
#13. That’s one weird looking dog
#14. Clearly strawberries
#15. Either they accidently added an ‘ity’ – or they have a serious misunderstanding about the power of soap
#16. Let’s just cut right to the chase shall we?
#17. “Buy today and also get marriage counseling free!”
#18. At least they are being honest
#19. Yeah… no thanks
#20. Nothing says onions quite like a long, yellow corncob
#21. The horse and Ken are not included separately
#22. We’ve all been there
#23. Sorry kids, lasagne is off the menu tonight
#24. I heard it smells like ass (I’ll see myself out)
#25. Oh dear
#26. I’m afraid of anything that says “creamy,” “white,” and “finishing” in the same sentence
#27. Ice has never tasted more delicious
#28. Those are some nice balls you got there
#29. This is why you always read labels
#30. Friskies is widening their market
#32. I sure hope not
#33. At least they are enjoying themselves
#34. That’s an unfortunate, um, design fail there
#35. I think I will pass
#36. And he likes to celebrate it like a princess!
#37. This is disturbing
#38. I would hate to see the extraction process
#39. I’d love to support Welsh products, but… I’ll have to pass on this one
#40. The Easter bunny is a cunning fellow… not that it matters – they’re getting eaten either way
These unintentionally hilarious mistakes in packaging and translation are simply too much to handle. All I know is that someone, somewhere, got fired for letting them hit the market.
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sources: Pulptastic